Cobra

To my credit, I remember not really liking this movie even back then. Don’t get me wrong, I had a lot of fun watching it now, but oh my this is a terrible movie. In fact, it feels like a parody of an 80s action movie, except that it really is an 80s action movie. Seriously, if they were were to make a spoof now, they could just take the same script and shoot it the same way, scene for scene. Stallone, kudos, you really had no shame, did you.